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'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Beware of Don"

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I never thought I'd get married again."

King Richard I

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Plumbing Company Executive

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Wedding Rings

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'