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'You haven't had a decent meal in weeks? I know exactly how you feel.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Bryan Ferry

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Vegetable Cook

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Banana Smoothie

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

The Language of Love

Tortoise and the Hare

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Playing in a stream.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Fruit Smoothie

I'm a long order cook.

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

The world is running out of water. The world is running out of water.

Barista

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."