Simmering Stew Master T-Shirts

Vegetable Cook

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

Champagne

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Pint

Love wine

My dad makes his own beer.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Pollsters

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Tea Snob.

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

French suppers.

"To toast!"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!