Smoothies T-Shirts

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'Yes, we went into liquidation!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Fruit Mart: Closing down, going into liquidiser.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'A zero-calorie, low-carb, antioxidant-rich forbidden fruit smoothie? Tempting!'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Banana Smoothie

"Is there carrot in this smoothie?"

Snowman making a smoothie using his carrot nose

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

Fruit Smoothie

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'Uh, Frosty, I think I'll pass on that carrot juice.'

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Dang, girl, you should have a Caution: Contents may be hot label. Great. A smoothie.

I'd like my money back. The celery smoothie didn't make me lose weight at all. I've been drinking three a day for two weeks, yet I've gained 17 pounds. Did you add any sugar or honey or anything to it? Don't try to change the subject. No refunds.

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"