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"I went rollerskating last weekend

Bryan Ferry

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'May I have the key to your heart?'

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

Dancing in a circle

The Language of Love

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Dad Dancing.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

Vote Centrist

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

Height barrier accident.

Seductive lines that just don't cut it.

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

Detox meets Botox.