Smooth Mover Wannabe Mugs

"I went rollerskating last weekend

Bryan Ferry

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

Dancing in a circle

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

The Language of Love

Dad Dancing.

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Vote Centrist

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Height barrier accident.

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Dancing children

Detox meets Botox.

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

Seductive lines that just don't cut it.