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Skater

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Lemniskate

Ice skater

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Snowboarding downhill.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Man Skating With Dog.

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skating.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'There must be more to life than this.'

"I love making a glide in..."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

On the Ice.

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

Christmas Family Gliders

Ballet Shoes

Grapes

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

Wine surfer

Ice skater

Man sneezes and blows petals off flower painting.