Smooth Ice Glider Pillows

Skater

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Lemniskate

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Ice skater

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Snowboarding downhill.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Man Skating With Dog.

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skating.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

"They're so realistic."

'There must be more to life than this.'

"I love making a glide in..."

I like ice golfing, but we sure go through a lot of balls.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

On the Ice.

Christmas Family Gliders

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

Ballet Shoes

Grapes

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

Ice skater

Wine surfer