Smoky Salon Seeker Gifts

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"So what's your success rate?"

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Where Mom used to take you.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Medusa gets a trim.

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."