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SmokingNun Smoking.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Exempli Gratia.

The Farmer's Return.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

"It's for you."

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

No Smoking Building.

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

Astronaut Smoking In Space

Passive-Aggressive Smoker

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.