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SmokingNun Smoking.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Exempli Gratia.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

The Farmer's Return.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

"It's for you."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

No Smoking Building.

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

Astronaut Smoking In Space

Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.

Passive-Aggressive Smoker

'I didn't know you were still allowed to smoke in cartoons?'