Smoking Jackets Prints

Dueling Meerschaums...

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

The New Normal

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Hell's Anglers

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'Smells good. What is it?'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Vaping cigarette

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect

Mashed potatoes...

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Albert Camus

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Lab Rat Rehab...