Smoking Jackets Pillows

Dueling Meerschaums...

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'I'm an atheist!'

The New Normal

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Merry Christmas.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Hell's Anglers

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

The Farmer's Return.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'