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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Academia in Winter

Human Dust Buster

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

Bundle up!

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Puffer Jacket

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Penguin in a life jacket.

'Non-alcoholic wines? Aisle 7, on the left - just keep shoveling dust 'til you hit them.'

Chimney Sweep

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"