Green Jacket Enthusiasts Prints

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Free Range Golfers

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Green Peace'

Climate change skeptics.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Global warming

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Hell's Anglers

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"