Smoking Habits T-Shirts

Got a light mate?

"Mind if I smoke?"

"Nanook, I told you never to smoke in the house!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Punk Reindeer

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Men gossiping

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Do you mind!!?'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Professional woman in pub

"Carpe pizza"

Merry Christmas.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana