Smoking Habits Mugs

Got a light mate?

"Mind if I smoke?"

"Nanook, I told you never to smoke in the house!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Men gossiping

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Do you mind!!?'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Carpe pizza"

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'