Habitual Smoker Mugs

"It's alright. Just let me know where I can get them."

'Chocolate? Got any cigarettes instead?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

Albert Camus

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Smoking section, please.'

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Stress Relief in WWII & Today.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Smoking Firemen.

"It's for you."

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'