Habitual Smoker Mugs

"It's alright. Just let me know where I can get them."

'Chocolate? Got any cigarettes instead?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Smells good. What is it?'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Sergei Rachmaninov

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Smoking section, please.'

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

Stress Relief in WWII & Today.

Smoking Firemen.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"It's for you."

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.