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'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'What could I have done? The defence's motion was written on legal tender.'

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"Sentencing...my gut feeling is disembowelment...but my head says decapitation."

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"After all, it is a frivolous lawsuit..."

Punch has a smoking break.

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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No Goldfishing. A-hem!

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

If they ban smoking in cars...

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'