Smoking Alternatives Gifts

Don't smoke in the house

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

The Huff & Vape

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

F1 - Quit Smoking.

No Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Nevermore.'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun