Smoking Alternatives Gifts

Don't smoke in the house

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

The Huff & Vape

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Professional woman in pub

No Smoking.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Nevermore.'

Nicotine Gum

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Stop Smoking Program.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'