Quitting Smoking Gifts

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'

'Heaven help the poor customer today. Finley quit smoking the morning!'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

'What with the presidential elections, the war in Iraq and concerns about the economy, no one has noticed that I've quit smoking.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'

Soon to be extinct.

Just quit smoking.

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Yes, I quit smoking. Why do you ask?'

NIC-O-TEEN.

Grim Reaper Fishing for Smokers