Quit Smoking Gifts

'No, thanks. I'm trying to quit.'

Price, tax going up, up...what smokers can expect in the future..."

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

Action Plan to quit smoking

" '£250 for a week at a health centre', the brochure said, 'lose weight and give up smoking', it said, 'guaranteed results' it said...'

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...'

Stop smoking,instantly.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Cigarettes danger.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Professional woman in pub

Merry Christmas.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!