Quitting Smoking T-Shirts

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

'What with the presidential elections, the war in Iraq and concerns about the economy, no one has noticed that I've quit smoking.'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'Heaven help the poor customer today. Finley quit smoking the morning!'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Vaping cigarette

'I wish my dad wasn't trying to quit. Sneaking his nicotine patches just isn't the same.'

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'Do the patches help?'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'