Trying To Quit Smoking T-Shirts

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

Price, tax going up, up...what smokers can expect in the future..."

"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"I've manage to cut down to five a day now"

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

'You don't need therapy, just a chimney.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

"It's easy giving up smoking - I've done it dozen of times..."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

No Smoking.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Nevermore.'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'