Smokers United Gifts

'We met because we were the only two people in the smoking section.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"I gotta quit that."

Action Plan to quit smoking

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

A cigar daño

'How did you quit smoking?'

The little engine that wouldn't.

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"What are you thinking about?"

Smoker: Heart Problems.

Smoking away money.

'I've been smoking too much lately!'

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

'It's a nicotine patch.'

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

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