Smokers United Prints

'We met because we were the only two people in the smoking section.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

A cigar daño

"I gotta quit that."

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

The little engine that wouldn't.

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

Action Plan to quit smoking

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

Smoking away money.

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

'I've been smoking too much lately!'

'We've been disenfranchised!'

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Smoker: Heart Problems.

Vaporer

"What are you thinking about?"