Smoke Screen Lovers T-Shirts

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I'm an atheist!'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Child hooking into a television

Spooning

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Boy at Computer.

'Smells good. What is it?'

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

Books versus TV.

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

Vaping cigarette

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."