'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'
Smoke Screen Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone captivated by the enigmatic allure of smoke screens? Our creative collection of products captures that smoky mystery with clever designs that spark curiosity and conversation. Perfect for those who love a bit of intrigue, these items make thoughtful presents that blend humor and sophistication for any occasion.
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
'I'm an atheist!'
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.
'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'
Child hooking into a television
Spooning
"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
Merry Christmas.
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
"So, how's your scary movie?"
"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."
"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."
Remote control car breakdown.
"What?!"
'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
"I've left the children to their own devices."
"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."
"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
Boy at Computer.
'Smells good. What is it?'
'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'
Books versus TV.
'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'
Vaping cigarette
"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
Smoke Screen Lovers Gifts Collection
Smoke Screen Lovers Mugs
Explore our entire collection of products for smoke screen lovers—funny mugs, stylish T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints await to add mystery to your gift.
Smoke Screen Lovers Pillows
Browse our smoke screen lovers pillows—soft, stylish, and mysterious, these are ideal for adding intrigue to any living space.
Smoke Screen Lovers Prints
Check out our smoke screen lovers art prints—witty, captivating designs that will add an air of mystery to your décor.
Smoke Screen Lovers T-Shirts
Discover our range of smoke screen lovers t-shirts—clever, stylish designs perfect for those who love a hint of mystery in their wardrobe.