Smoggy City Dweller Gifts

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

New York Scatological Society

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Pollution.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Winter in the City

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'This is close enough.'

A bricklayer building a tree

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."