Smoggy City Dweller Pillows

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Pollution.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Winter in the City

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

A bricklayer building a tree

'This is close enough.'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."