Smog Storyteller Gifts

The Finger.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Pollution.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

The Raven - The Study at Night

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Air freshener - pollution.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Air Bill

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

Fume detector

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

Environmental danger.

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"I heard it's linked to some sort of upcoming climate change event."