Smiling Scissors Pillows

Haircuts

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'What's holding him up?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

Haircuts

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"