Smiling Pillows

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

The right curve on a smile can set a lot of things straight.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."

"Wipe That Silly Grin Off Your Face!"

"Just think of each wrinkle as the result of a smile."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"The extra teeth whitener went in the garbage?"

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Vikings

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

'It's nothing serious. You just have an infectious grin.'

'Now then, Mr. Grumpypants, if we're to get along we'll have to turn that frown upside down...'

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Big Grin.

Cars that look like people.

It's a tattoo -- I like happy endings.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

The New Age Dentist.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"