Smile Analyser Pillows

'Maybe we should try it without the smile.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Obama.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Savoy Dental Salon

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Red wine teeth

"ME!!!"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"I can't see it lasting!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Fired because of sheepish grin.