Smile Analyser Gifts

'Maybe we should try it without the smile.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

Obama.

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Red wine teeth

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'