Smartwatch Use Gifts

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Ready for a run!

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"I still maintain an online presence."

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

New Watchdog.

History Department

'Happy New Year!'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

J. Parry Clockmaker

"...and if I press this button..."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'