Smartphone Stunt Enthusiast Pillows

"Keep going. I’m taking dictation – it’s all good."

Digital Fomo!

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Grandad Prodigy

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"This is gonna be great!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

Pandora's Inbox

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

Let's do it.'