Smartphone Stunt Enthusiast Gifts

"Keep going. I’m taking dictation – it’s all good."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Digital Fomo!

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

United Church of OMG

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Grandad Prodigy

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"This is gonna be great!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Prisoner of technology

Pandora's Inbox

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

Let's do it.'