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"I didn't spark joy."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"What's all this?"

"In da house"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"So, you're staying in then?"

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

COVID-19 dime

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.

Homeowners.

Elderly tightrope walker.

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."