Smart Tech Gifts

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

Cloud cooking

"Are they havin' a laugh!"

"Wearable technology is where it's at right now."

"Your new car indicates when your spare tire is low. I assume it hasn't been in touch."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Ready for a run!

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."