Smart Tech T-Shirts

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

Cloud cooking

"Are they havin' a laugh!"

"Wearable technology is where it's at right now."

"Alexa, you have all the answers, where the devil did I put you?"

"Your new car indicates when your spare tire is low. I assume it hasn't been in touch."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Ready for a run!

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

I'm a Smart-Cow!