Smart Speakers Gifts

"My smart speaker's not!"

They hated me.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'And in conclusion.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Ready for a run!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Texting eye dog

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'