Smart Gifts

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Ready for a run!

The power of the brain

Graph to find your IQ

Bee Chess

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

Head full of Books.

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

MI5 Press Office

A Kangermoo

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"