Smart Packer Gifts

'The worse part of losing my luggage is that I had packed it really well.'

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Heading off with a packed bag

Luggage Mom

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Up your end.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

Nest building

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

Clearing Away Christmas

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Commuter X-Ray

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Smart bloke.'

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"I hate packing for trips."

Holidays