Smart Packer Gifts

'The worse part of losing my luggage is that I had packed it really well.'

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Heading off with a packed bag

Luggage Mom

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

Nest building

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

Clearing Away Christmas

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Commuter X-Ray

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Smart bloke.'

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"I hate packing for trips."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Holidays