Light Packer Gifts

The experienced backpacker.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Hiking Backpack

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'They're pretty helpless if they get stuck on their backs.'

Commuter X-Ray

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Luggage Mom

Behind Every Stupid Man

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Men pack. Women move.'

Up your end.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Nest building

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Sun. Rain.

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Clearing Away Christmas

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

'It's perfect!'