Light Packers Gifts

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

The experienced backpacker.

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Up your end.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Holiday Luggage

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Sun. Rain.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Clearing Away Christmas

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

Commuter X-Ray

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

Refraction

A choice of sandwiches

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

The First Home Lighting Store.