Light Packers Pillows

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

The experienced backpacker.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Men pack. Women move.'

Up your end.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Holiday Luggage

Sun. Rain.

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Clearing Away Christmas

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Commuter X-Ray

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

A choice of sandwiches

Refraction

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

The First Home Lighting Store.

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'