Light Packer Pillows

The experienced backpacker.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Hiking Backpack

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'They're pretty helpless if they get stuck on their backs.'

Commuter X-Ray

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

That one has all the batteries!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Luggage Mom

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Sun. Rain.

Nest building

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Clearing Away Christmas

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'