Light Packer Enthusiast Pillows

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

The experienced backpacker.

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Up your end.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Commuter X-Ray

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

'It's perfect!'

Image of school girl with backpack.

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"The Great Ikeamids"

Moonshine Lite!