Smart Breed Buddy Pillows

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Is it that bad?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog Calenders.

'I hate surprises!'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

BOO MOO!

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Headshot of perky dog.

"That pigeon's at it again."

Who are you?

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'